L’etiquitte du fromage

Look, I know you think your tot is the cutest thing ever to walk God’s green Earth but please, DON’T bring your kid into the store on a Saturday during the farmer’s market when the crowd at the counter is so thick that it starts to eat away at our oxygen just so your kid can practice his lisping questioning skills. “Ask the lady what that cheese is.” “Ask the lady if you can hold the cheese.” “Ask the lady why the cheese is that color.” “Ask the lady why her face is turning purple and she’s starting to go into convulsions.”

How to behave in a cheese store…

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