I forgot to pack lunch today so I head over and grab some chili from the salad bar place across the way. I get on line to pay.
Woman on line behind me: I’ve never tried the chili here. Is it any good?
Me: Usually, but I generally prefer to make my own.
Me: Yeah, just need a crock pot and you’re good to go.
WOLBM: I’m sure you have a girlfriend for that.
Me:……Um, well, I’d prefer to have a husband.
WOBM: ……oh! Yeah… um.. me too!